We Hate F Tourists - Lisbon
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We Hate F Tourists
No. of rooms
71
WiFi
Parking
We speak
ES PT-PT
9.1/10
No. of rooms
71
WiFi
Parking
We speak
ES PT-PT
9.1/10
In a prime location in the centre of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists provides air-conditioned rooms, a garden, free WiFi and a shared lounge. 1.2 km from Rossio and 1.1 km from Dona Maria II National Theatre, the property features a terrace and a bar. The accommodation offers nightclub and a shared kitchen.
Breakfast is available, and includes buffet, continental and vegetarian options.
Staff at the 24-hour front desk speak English, Spanish and Portuguese.
Popular points of interest near the hostel include Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, St. Georges Castle and Commerce Square. Humberto Delgado Airport is 6 km away, and the property offers a paid airport shuttle service.
The hotel day starts from hour 15:00 and ends at 12:00.
When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.Please inform in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.
Double Room with Private Bathroom. The double room has a private bathroom fitted with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned double room features a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit has 1 bed. ;
Twin Room with Private Bathroom. The twin room features a private bathroom equipped with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned twin room offers a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit offers 2 beds. ;
Bed in 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Female Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory features a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 4-Bed Standard Dormitory Room. The shared bathroom offers a shower and a hairdryer. Among the room amenities are air conditioning and heating as well as a quiet street view. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Basic Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has air conditioning.
License number: 85993/AL
Free WiFi
Fire extinguishers
Entertainment staff
Sun terrace
Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against Coronavirus
Outdoor furniture
Smoke alarms
Non-smoking rooms
Nightclub/DJ
Guests have the option to cancel any cleaning services for their accommodation during their stay
Lift
Shared kitchen
Lockers
Bar
Designated smoking area
Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities
Parking
First aid kit available
Street parking
Airport shuttle (additional charge)
Invoice provided
Terrace
Themed dinner nightsadditional charge
Guest accommodation is disinfected between stays
Cashless payment available
Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas
WiFi
Board games/puzzles
Air conditioning
Shared lounge/TV area
CCTV outside property
Tour or class about local cultureadditional charge
Happy houradditional charge
Evening entertainment
Pub crawlsadditional charge
CCTV in common areas
Garden
Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines
Tour desk
Internet services
Face masks for guests available
24-hour front desk
Airport shuttle
24-hour security
Key card access
Luggage storage
Games room
WiFi available in all areas
Safety deposit box
Daily housekeeping
Concierge service
